My aunt once said when it comes to relationships, our family are shit magnets. This has proven to be true in my case, and in light of that and the fact that I'm actually really happy single, I haven't been looking for anything for a really long time. And in the midst of not looking, I find explosive-chemistry-but-btw-I'm-married guy, I find could- ( Read more... )

It's really sort of pathetic that a couple of texts late last night have had me smiling all day. Just a quick message to say he had an early meeting but didn't want to go to sleep without saying goodnight... and that's all it took. Smiling like a damn fool. Ridiculous ( Read more... )

Really glad for a moment of vanity that made me check my lipgloss before going to my next class.
Had a tiny little droplet of vanilla yogurt on my chin somehow that looked veeeery suspicious and not very yogurt-like. Bet that woulda made my students wonder...*snerk*

I need to lock myself in a box far away from cute nerdy boys.  Because once again, one has attracted my attention to the point of distraction. This one is far less inappropriate, however, so I don't feel like a perv, a dirty old woman, an exploiter of the young and innocent (all exploitation with that last one was solely in my imagination; I'm not ( Read more... )

This is my ex's "man cave" I have to clean out. I believe it will take me approximately 48239048239 years.


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( There's inappropriate...and then there's really inappropriate )

Tonight, my future ex-husband ( Read more... )

So cute smart nerdy boy has been sick. And instead of being concerned for his health or happy he's feeling better, I of course focus on the fact that his voice is now all low and rough and growly. I am a horrible, horrible woman.

Oh, give me strength. If all men were smart, I would be the biggest slut who ever lived. This guy,OMG is just so incredibly smart and wants to talk science with me and he's not even close to doing or saying anything untoward, he just really loves the science and I swear it's like dirty talk right in my ear. And it's SO FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE for oh ( Read more... )

I am not a neat and tidy person. Tbh I'm a fucking catastrophe most days. A place for everything and not a damn thing in its place, basically. But even I have my limits.

( Click for photographic evidence of my limits )